the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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