I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
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Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
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Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
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Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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