Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
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i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
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Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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