Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
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