I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
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