Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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