last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
ugly people sure do ruin things
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
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I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
So much rum. So many feels.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
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Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
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