It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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