maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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