I feel like I'm in dance class right now
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
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Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
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P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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