So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
She needs sedatives and a leash
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
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