u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
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Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
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I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
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