I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
