i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
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