i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
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A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
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I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
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