i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
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i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
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i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.