Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
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it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
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Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
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