I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
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I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
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this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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