barbara walters just said penis...
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.