p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
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you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
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I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
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Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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