I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
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I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
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Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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