It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
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I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
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I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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