We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
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remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
i out mim tonsoeep
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
Randomize