No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
she told me i tasted like america
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
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Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
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All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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