He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
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the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
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I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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