i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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