And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
He wouldn't let me put a red handprint on his face or scream to him everytime he walked away.
Why did you want to do any of that?
If someones last name is Wilson, you are obligated to pretend that you are Tom Hanks and they are a Volleyball and quote the movie when you speak to them.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
Randomize
