it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
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Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
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Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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