What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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