it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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