I can't breathe out the right side of my face
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
Randomize
