adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
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you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
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bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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