I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
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He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
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And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
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