it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
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You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
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View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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