I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
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Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
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When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
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