did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
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