Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
We have so much sex to catch up on
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Randomize