Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
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