Can Purell be used as lube?
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
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