Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
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