OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
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You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
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Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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