Dude. I just woke up without a shirt or bra on. Apparently I fell asleep with a quesadilla in my mouth. I can feel my liver hating me.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
