Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
he was CRYING into my vagina
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
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Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
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FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
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