Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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