On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
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He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
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Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
try to milk me bitch
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize