Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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