I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
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i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
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His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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