i just wanna soil my oats bro
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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