She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
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