I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
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the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
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Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
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