hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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