The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
Did I show you my penis last night?
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
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Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
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5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
I need a beard to bite.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
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