Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
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