yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
Bring me that man meat
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
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